Lately, Olivia’s poop schedule has been a bit later in the evening. She goes to bed at 8, but gets up around 10 and says she needs to go.

Never fails–for the past few weeks, it’s been a 10 o’clock poop session–(if anyone has any advice on how to change that, PLEASE let me know).

So tonight, right on time, she came out at 10. JUST as I was getting up to go pee. Since we have one bathroom I decided (stupidly) to let her go first, because well, you don’t want to make a three year old wait.

I say stupidly, because it takes her awhile. And I REALLY had to pee. So badly, that after a few minutes that I was considering going outside.

Before heading out in the rain, I decided to ask her how far along she was in her endeavor. Unfortunately, I asked the following question: “Olivia, where is your poop at?”
The answer I got?

“Floating in the toilet!”

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